We come from far.
We come in peace.
For a long time we did not know what we were.
What could be our purpose?
Where we come from there are no doors. No hands.
Who is it?
Ah finally, we waited for centuries.
And centuries and centuries and centuries and centuries.
Hey people, who needs a handle?
Me! Me! Me! Me!
How wonderful. How incredibly handy. We can’t believe it.
Et cetera. Thank you.